Dragon Penis

Dragon Penis is God. Obey him, love him, respect him. He has endured many pains for us. He is the world's last hope.

Have you let Dragon Penis into you?

by Head of the Church of D.P. September 25, 2009

Dragon Penis

A big dragons penis. Scales, big leathery balls, a barbed tip, and "breathes" fire.

Your pointy Dragon Penis melted my vagina.

by P-Dog Hilton May 23, 2009

dragon penis

When a man has an enormous cock.

M i c h a e l C h r i s t i a n o has a dragon penis.

by ashley nicole rodgers May 4, 2008

PENIS DRAGON

A person who is really angry and mean due to an inflamed crotch region...

Brittin yelled at me today like a total penis dragon so I could tell his crotch was inflamed

by Ceebs Deebs February 27, 2018

Penis dragon

When u drag you long, hairy, penis across some niggas face

Damn that nigga just penis dragoned me breh.

by Jeffery homes November 17, 2017