dr. weird 

10-20 second short on seen before episodes of aqua teen hunger force involving mad scientist dr. weird, his assistant steve, and featuring killer corn, pork chop spliced roommates, hand-eating asses, making love to machines, and other such random shit. best watched while under the influence of mind altering substances.

GENTLEMEN! I have made love to the machine! And in retrospect I ask myself....WHY?

My ass has finally decided to eat my hand, and it hungers for more!!!

dr. weird by blinkmebaby January 20, 2005

Dr. Weird 

1. Character from TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Dr. Weird leads into most episodes, usually mutilating his body or his assistant Steve's.

"Gentlemen, I've lost weight! I have to lose twenty more pounds or I'll never be pretty!"

Dr. Weird by String cheese June 24, 2004