Dr. Clissold

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AKA dr. Clit or Dr. Clissy. One of the worst principals to ever walk the earth. Hated by every student and staff member. Does not actually care about students and only liked by herself and her student servants.

“Dr. Clit AKA Dr. Clissold is the worst principal in school history, I can’t even give respect her enough to call her Dr.” Dr. Clissy has struck again!

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Dr. Clissold

First female, Hawaiian-native, LGBTQ+ principal of Santa Rosa High School. She's always rocking an all-black/monochromatic pantsuit (and sometimes black aviators). Most students have a misinformed perception of her, but in reality she's actually really cool, down to earth, knowledgeable and a true advocate. Unfortunately, the name that has stuck the most is "Dr. Clit", but she could honestly pull a Hillary Clinton (ex: the "nasty woman" thing"). Most students haven't gotten the chance to actually know her, but once you actually sit down and have a conversation with her you'll change your mind.

Full name: Dr. Kimberly Clissold

Dr. Clissold wears the pants in the relationship (and an all white suit at her wedding).

Dr. Clissold by Dirty Daddy D January 22, 2021

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