doushbag 

Just another term for dumbass, or someone that talks bullshit.

-Originated in Tatamagouche,
Nova Scotia

Joe: Man Your Sister Is Hott!!
Bill: Joe, That's My Mom...
Frank: Joe, you stupid
f**king "doushbag"!

doushbag by Bobby Mackinnon August 29, 2005

little scrawny doushbag turd 

1. an unattractive boy who thinks he is so cool and decides to treats girls like crap and make them cry
2. a ugly ass boy who calls his girlfriend horrible names and continues to do it when she tells him to stop.

3. a boy who doesnt realize his girlfriend is beautiful and the best and treats her like shit and calls her a bitch for no reason and accuses her of cheating.

One of my beautiful friends was going out with a little scrawny doushbag turd who got mad at her for no reason and repeatly called her a bitch and always told her to shut the fuck up. He treated her with no respect and made her cry many times. Guys like this are known as "Little Scrawny Doushbag Turds."

little scrawny doushbag turd by MHFH Goalie September 22, 2010

Douchbag Santa 

One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.

Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchbag Santa!

Douchbag Santa by First DB December 22, 2013

douchbagitron 

an act or process to generate a douchbag idea. thinking a bad idea.

I will mix bleach and ammonia to make a great cleaning agent for the floor. Dude, you are being a douchbagitron.

douchbagitron by jayseabee April 24, 2009

Douchbagathon 

Watching the full season of Jersey shore in one day

“Hey Carla want to come over and watch the douchbagathon?”
"Na Jersey shore gives you brain herpes "

Douchbagathon by Jsole February 4, 2010

douchbagerie 

the act, or state of being a douchbag.

did you see the seattle/green bay game?

no, what happend?

during the overtime coin toss, matt hasseback said "tails, and we're gonna score!" during the first drive, he threw an interception for a touchdown and they lost the game.

a classic case of douchbagerie.

douchbagerie by cpn January 13, 2008

douchbaggery 

The act of having a popped collar, sunglasses when there is no sun, wearing an armbad while not participating in any athletic competetion, the overall act of being a douche Bag!!!!

The Douchbaggery of those douchbags was douch baggle!!!!

douchbaggery by Robert "Robbie" Jackson VIII April 24, 2006