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Dougherty Valley High School 

A school obsessed with grades, AP classes, honor classes, and majority Asian. Football team sucks and never wins, but god damn their badminton team and girls tennis team are on fire! You can walk down the hallway and hear 5 different conversations about classes, particularly AP and honor classes. If you haven't skipped a grade of math at DVHS, you sure as hell better be taking the honors of AP level of your "on level" math class to redeem yourself. Majority of the school is aiming to be a doctor or some kind of engineer. Majority of school hates being at Dougherty, and wishes for a less competitive school. Added bonus, your social status at school is determined by a simple decision: Grades vs Social Life, one puts you in the academic arena with no social life, the other puts you in the social hierarchy practiced by other schools where you will never be accepted as an equal in any AP or honor class by the other academic oriented kids.
Dougherty Valley High School kid: Hey Dougherty is a great school (in mind: not!)
Cal Kid: (Looks at friends then back at DVHS kid and laughs) You all have no social lives!
Cal Kid #2: Constantly going on about grades
Dublin High Kid: We beat your ass every year in football!
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Dougherty Valley High School 

A school that is complete shit as teaching (white) kids and anyone who is somewhat normal. The PE teachers are pedos. Everyone's antisocial or a sjw and nobody can take anyone else who doesn't look ASIAN or INDIAN.

Dougherty Valley High School 

A school that is only filled with ASIANs and INDIANs. Everyone teaches them selves and the schools teachers get credit. The (white) kids who don't choose to practice violin and have no social life and teach themselves what the teachers should be teaching, look stupid. Most of the students are antisocial and are rude as fuck. If you have a decision of going to anyother school and Dougherty.... DONT GO TO DOUGHERTY.
"dang are there any white or black people who go to Dougherty Valley High School?"

Dougherty Valley High School 

It's a wonderful school that restricts traditional unhealthy behaviors such as the senior cut day and April Fools prank and encourages excellence exemplified by the rigorous academic competitions and a proud-worthy API score of 907. It is known for a cooperative administration, a specialized focus on standardized tests, and active treatments to student complaints.
"Have you heard about Dougherty Valley High School?"
"Of course. I would love to go there. People set such heroic goals for themselves. What I love the most about the school is that the staff reflects the ‘Dougherty Valley High School Expected School Wide Learning Results’ beautifully by treating all people equally and not holding any bias opinions against certain individuals.”

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026