Dougalism

Dougalism- doo-gull-ism- noun- A random act of ridiculousness derived from an oblivious state of mind.

Example 1. Driving on the wrong side of a major road and honking at the on-coming traffic for being at fault.

Example 2. Taking 2 hours to drive 4 miles.

Example 3. Getting a multi-color caterpillar sitting on a mushroom eating a leaf while wearing sneakers tattooed on your bicep.

Dougalism

by J-Styles March 31, 2008

Duugalis

A dumbass in general.(doogalis). That one dumbass in your squad who u always does the stupid crap. Derives from rich kid town Oakville in the Great White North.

"Johnny how the hell did u fail?"
"Cuz I'm a duugalis!"

"You're such a duugalis"
"Why cuz I'm dumb?"
"No cuz you're gullible as hell"

by jornmonster307 February 7, 2015

Dougaling

To drink two six packs of beer and chunder on a train.

Origin: Vietnamese

Dude 1: My wife just dumped me.
Dude 2: No way! That sucks, what you gonna do?
Dude 1: Think I might just go dougaling.

by luigispizza July 24, 2011

dugilism

The religion of Dugil the noodle god

“hey Susan are you a Christian?”
“No Mary I follow dugilism you ignorant slut.”

by Dugilism September 11, 2019

Dougalicious

being a super stimulating stud with the abilty to get off all woman with ease. You are the pussy master. Being dougalicious meanes you are irrasistable and have the reputation of being a sex God.

So did you fuck Doug last night
Ya
How was it
He was Dougalicious...I got off three times...and that was just foreplay.

by dougalicious master d February 4, 2010

Dougasm

An orgasm with that special little touch that only a Douglas can provide and one of the highest honors he can grant a lady. It is common to see lots of aggression, sweating, freakishly contorted facial expressions, and screaming while taking of the lord's name in vain during a Dougasm. When receiving a Dougasm one must remember to keep their eyes closed since exposure can lead to irritation, redness, swelling or even temporary blindness. After performing a successful Dougasm a Douglas is usually stricken with an urge to feast on a hearty meal and then fall into a deep death-like slumber until he awakens once more and is ready to volley another Dougasm onto another lucky lady. It has been said that receiving a Dougasm triggers a euphoric feeling similar to hitting the lottery, winning the superbowl or meeting God and knowing your getting into heaven.

I had a Dougasm inside her without a condom on so I had to change my phone number the next day.

by Douglas-Dono February 4, 2010

Douglist

slang for "the ugliest"

Aint that douglist baby you ever seen?

Hey you think that girl fine right there? Hell naw, She douglist girl in school.

by hardhitr3 July 1, 2009