n. A traditional Virginia hangover remedy.
When you are so unbelievably hungover that standing vertically is barely possible, so you recline in the tub, turn on the shower, and let the hot water splash over you as you recall snippets of your outrageous, pompous behavior from the night before. For a traditional Douchenkrumple allow the water wash away your regret for at least 30 minutes or until the water goes cold.
When you are so unbelievably hungover that standing vertically is barely possible, so you recline in the tub, turn on the shower, and let the hot water splash over you as you recall snippets of your outrageous, pompous behavior from the night before. For a traditional Douchenkrumple allow the water wash away your regret for at least 30 minutes or until the water goes cold.
Georgann: "Are you coming to brunch? The bowling league you were taking Irish Car Bombs with might join"
Anders: "to be honest I might be taking my second douchenkrumple soon..."
Georgeann: "oh $%#..."
Anders: "to be honest I might be taking my second douchenkrumple soon..."
Georgeann: "oh $%#..."
by Douchenkrumple January 10, 2022
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