Douche Money 

The money you get when you pass go in monopoly.

Damnit! Erik has been getting all the Douche Money while I've been in jail.

Douche Money by ZeMasterDouche October 29, 2008

douchemonkey 

someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family

:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:

"That lying cheating snake took your money, your kids, and you mom! He's a no good douchemonkey."

douchemonkey by FUBAR___BUNDY October 10, 2007