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douche hag 

Noun, calqued on the masculine douche bag.

The female equivalent of a douche bag. A woman with an overinflated sense of self worth, usually accompanied by a deficiency of intelligence. May also be compounded by excessive negligence towards or ill treatment of others. A douche hag does not typically realize there are others close by of equal or indeed superior intelligence and culture. She often lacks a sense of irony, particularly in the sense that her negative comments about others could be apt descriptors of herself.
Tommy: "Look at that girl dominating the conversation and trying to act cool. She has been talking for nearly 30 minutes, and seems incapable of inquiring what others think. She keeps talking about what she likes, what she thinks, acting as if she were the arbiter of taste or culture."

Bobby: "Ugh, does she think she is the first to discover NPR or continental philosophy? Who even thinks those things are cool?"

Tommy: "Yeah, she is a total douche hag."
douche hag by Cafone December 20, 2010
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Douche Hag 

When you picture a douchebag the first image that pops into your mind is a guy who is a dick. A Douche Hag is a girl who is a straight up bitch.
Douche Hag by itsthompzilla March 25, 2008

douche hag 

A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*
"Hey Vidal, where's your douche hag tonight?"
douche hag by Holly M S May 10, 2010

douche bag hag 

an overly trendy female who hangs around with, dates or otherwise fraternizes with douche bags.
man look at that car full of douche bags and their douche bag hags.
douche bag hag by Brett C. S. April 7, 2008

douche haggis

The most disgusting variation of "dousche bag". It's a person that is rude, fat, smells bad, stupid, and for some reason is as arrogant as hell and ruins the day of any person that comes within a few feet of them whether it's their rudeness or horrible body odor.
That ass clown is just a huge pile of douche haggis.
douche haggis by Gen. Pringle September 7, 2010

Haggard Douche 

Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).
Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche
Haggard Douche by CloakMaster June 14, 2018

President Douchebag 

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.