Double-wide Surprise 

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.

Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.

Double-wide Surprise by Master chunks February 2, 2020

Double-wide Surprise 

Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.

James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"

Double-wide Surprise by murder3000 March 22, 2020

Double Dog Wide Surprise 

When two men spread each other's ass cheeks while one is sucking the other off.

Hey babe, we should do the Double Dog Wide Surprise tonight.

Double Dog Wide Surprise by RoyerRB January 23, 2021