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Perfect Double-Tapered Shit
a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
Perfect Double-Tapered Shit by wargy2 March 26, 2019
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Double-Tapered Shit
The perfect shit.
George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
Double-Tapered Shit by KC Fan January 14, 2009
Double Tapered Dutch Rudder
Double Tapered Dutch Rudder by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011
gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000
after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
doubletapper
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doubletapper by JustMeSoDontAsk November 1, 2017
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