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double j 

blowing your load while recieving a lapdance at a strip club..
"dude that lapdance made me bout double j"
double j by Mike Keener February 27, 2007
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Double J 

A jizim junkie. One who needs copious amounts of her lover's cum to feed her habit.
What's wrong with that girl? ...Oh, her, she's a Double J, and her man's out of town.
Double J by Stalking Possum July 23, 2013

double j 

a female who likes brandt wang inserted forcefully into her baby maker
double j by bernt July 13, 2003

Double J 

A cool boy with glasses that match his bike and initials are JSJ
Ayy he a Double J
Double J by JSJ July 16, 2016

Double J Gaming Syndrome 

The disease in which a white person tries VERY hard to act like a black racial stereotype. Symptoms can include, avoiding making white friends, saying "Nigga" unironically, trying to speak in a deeper voice, and calling his fellow white people "crackers". This disease affects many children around America, and sadly there is no cure for this deadly disease. Prior to this Urban Dictionary article you are reading now, I could not find a name for this disease. So I named it the "Double J Gaming syndrome" For obvious reasons I do not need to explain.
"Yo man that kid has Double J Gaming Syndrome he's trying so hard to be black!"

Double j/k 

The double j/k is a sometimes annoying practice of saying jk/j/k multiple times in a row. It is thus an example of epiphora, for you linguistic nerds out there. Ordinarily used when messing with someone. Occasionally double j/k's are used to make someone THINK you were joking.
Prima: I banged your sister.
Secunda: WHAT!?
Prima: also I crashed your car.

Secunda: ARE YOU FUCKING--
Prima: double j/k! *cough*

Prima: I hate you.
Secunda: D:
Prima: j/k!
Secunda: ..you ass.
Prima: YOU'RE an ass, God, you're such a fuckhead sometimes! I can't believe you!
Secunda: wha--but--I--
Prima: J/K! Hahahaha!
Secunda: -_-;
Double j/k by ReySquared May 16, 2009

double handy J 

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.
me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.
double handy J by brotothemax July 4, 2012
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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