Double fisted

Someone with two drinks at a party or a bar.

That girl is a lush, she's double fisted.

by juice85 January 17, 2009

double-fisted

When bad luck turn worse two fold or more. Twice as bad. Derived from getting a fist in your ass being a negative thing.

Not only did I get randomly selected to get gateraped but I also missed my flight home. I was double-fisted again when they told me the next flight won't be until tomorrow afternoon.

by Hadit Cumming December 22, 2010

double fisted

anytime both (or two of three) flags are removed by a defender from the ball carrier's belt in a game of flag football resulting in a down or dead ball

Phil took the hand off and ran it to the 20 yard line where he was double fisted for a first down.

by wadeword March 25, 2009

double fisted

Searched at an airport.
Getting pulled over by the police and have another cop car pull up to help search your car.
The term come from officer searching a suspect then stick there hand up the suspects ass in search of evidence.

Dude, I got pulled over then double fisted by the cops.

by Echappy November 29, 2006

Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

Double-Fisted Battle Axing

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.

Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.

by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011

Double Fisted Helicopter

An advanced technique for performing oral pleasures on a man.

1. Hold the penis with both hands
2. Insert penis in mouth
3. While moving head up and down rotate hands and arms in opposite directions.

Thus, making a helicopter blade motion with double fists.

Woman: "I'm feeling really creative and experimental tonight. What would you like me to do?"

Penis: "I heard about this thing called a Double Fisted Helicopter"

Woman: "Oh yeah! I learned that from my mom. It will feel great"

by KarliMonster March 23, 2011