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usually a last name for a small family they could have a bigger family but there fine with the closest ones they trust most dotsons are very self kept and quiet but can party when they want too they think love is everything they’re most likely to do anything to keep there family safe they’re usually not huge cat fans and more of dog people and have about 1 or 2 dogs and they are really kind but they do have a really small temper aswell so don’t get on their bad side they’re looks are amazing usually the girls are curvy and in a good way too and very beautiful especially the dotsons captivating eyes the men are usually skinny but it fits them with enough muscle aswell and are very handsome also with captivating eyes if you know a dotson then hold on to them forever and don’t mess up .
family: do u see that family over there ..?
other family:oh ,woah yeah they’re really gorgeous

family: i know right

both families: i wish we were a dotson
dotson by hayleysoemo July 5, 2021
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A last name of a sometimes not a very nice person.But on the inside they are protective and will do great things for whom they love.
That guy is such a Dotson, I wish I could be like him.
Dotson by Rednecked Truck October 30, 2019
The last name of a guy generally named Matt, normally the male version of a hoe aka a fuckboi, also has a really bad foot fetish
A:That guy kept looking at my foot
B: that's definitely a Dotson
dotson by kljandfskjn September 20, 2016

The Dotson Effect 

Defined when rules that abundantly clear for absolutely everyone else, become subject to circumvention because the documentation is not designed for every "what if" condition.
The D.C.F.L is under the Dotson Effect once again due to the Ballers GM having an issue with the add/drop process.

Mason Dotson

A homosexual threesome where man #1 puts his penis in man #2’s mouth while man #3 sticks his penis in man #2’s anus all whilst watching anime
Hey did you see Micheal doing the mason dotson, it was a cumsplosion
Mason Dotson by Jake Pog April 18, 2021

Dalton Dotson 

Someone who is of average height, weighs 180 pounds, claims to lose weight yet the next week is 185 pounds is stubborn not particularly bright, can't read and is bald.
Person 1: I have coronavirus therefore I have a significantly higher chance of dying then you
Dalton Dotson: No you don't
wash rinse repeat 100 more times

zachary dotson 

an absolute cutie 😚💗
zachary dotson is a cute goofball <3
zachary dotson by Kanguwu October 11, 2021
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