- A person with a giagantic overall package using it for masturbational purposes at least three times a day
- A person who has this name tends to be
Very loyal, respectful, fearless, outgoing, idealistic, fun loving, competitive nature
But due to a very loyal and fearless nature these two combined will mean Doruk is a force to be reckoned with.
And also attracts quite a lot of female attention due to these characteristics
- A person who has this name tends to be
Very loyal, respectful, fearless, outgoing, idealistic, fun loving, competitive nature
But due to a very loyal and fearless nature these two combined will mean Doruk is a force to be reckoned with.
And also attracts quite a lot of female attention due to these characteristics
by ellie8484 February 8, 2010
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Get the Doruk mug.Large redittor (usually male). Claims to be a sigma but doesn't touch grass. Keeps the energy-drink business rolling.
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Get the Doruk mug.Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.
by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015
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He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?
Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)
Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)
Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
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