Doruk

- A person with a giagantic overall package using it for masturbational purposes at least three times a day

- A person who has this name tends to be

Very loyal, respectful, fearless, outgoing, idealistic, fun loving, competitive nature

But due to a very loyal and fearless nature these two combined will mean Doruk is a force to be reckoned with.

And also attracts quite a lot of female attention due to these characteristics

You can tell that he's doruk, look at the way he walks with his
sex sexy giant package.

Doruk by ellie8484 February 8, 2010

Doruk

Genital Herpes spots that appear around the anus of large males.

I think my ass has doruk.

Doruk by Erick_123 November 22, 2007

Doruk

Large redittor (usually male). Claims to be a sigma but doesn't touch grass. Keeps the energy-drink business rolling.

Hey wanna hang out with some girls?
No i am very Doruk.

Doruk by Krmnci March 16, 2022

Doruk

Large redittor male addicted to energy drinks and vape. Claims to be sigma but never felt a womans touch.

Touch grass.
I'm a Doruk

Doruk by Krmnci March 16, 2022

Dorkelfie 

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.

From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.

Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

You're such a dork 

A phrase you say when a person you love is doing/ saying something totally stupid, but you love it and them for it

Person A: *does something stupid*
Person B: Oh my god, you're such a dork! But, you're my dork.

You're such a dork by gooeygal December 23, 2017