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Dormouse 

A rat like being. A full on sind. Proper spick head with ret like features. Born into family of insest. Not worth what it would take to shoot this pathetic low life little cunt. Often known to use such vocabulary as "bothered" or "dear then". To be consistently abused and eventually shot on sight. A right 'tard.
What a fucking tosser that Dormouse is
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dormouse 

1) a animal similar to a squirrel but smol, lifes in Europe and is said to be endangererd

2) sb who sleeps often and long, is pretty chill, but unreliable due to this at times
G11 from Girl's Frontline is a dormouse

HK416: "You stupid dormouse. I should've stuffed your head into that barrel of Sauerkraut last night."

G11: "...." *sleeps away*
dormouse by Zirpharis March 9, 2021

dormouse cheeks 

The act of grinning that makes your cheeks fill out. Often used by British politicians and US Senators.
British PM Tony Blair is a prime example.

Dormousegurner 

An ecstacy consumer of diminutive stature, usually in posession of disproportionally large ears and teeth
see the swiggle on that Dormousegurner!! looked like it might bite..
Dormousegurner by RShar April 27, 2008
(noun)
1. The doormouse who floats out of a teapot in Alice In Wonderland with fireworks exploding around him while he sings. Quite trippy.
2. (Modern usage) Someone who is always singing randomly and badly. Often they sing any song, regardless of actual original tempo, quite slowly. They know they are singing badly, but they don't care. Can be cute at first, but often leads to fatal accidents, such as being strangled.
1. "Twinkle, twinkle, little, bat. How I wonder, what you're at. Up above the world you flyyy, like a tea-tray, in the skyyy."
2. Person 1: Gooo askkk aliceeeee, ohhh sheee'ss teenn feett talllll....
Person 2: Shut up dude, you're such a doormouse.
doormouse by ClaireV. November 21, 2007
To sit, or otherwise lounge around, doing not a lot as if one is still asleep or having a struggle to wake up.
"I feel particularly dormose today."
dormose by Keith Marshall February 3, 2008