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Dormouse
A rat like being. A full on sind. Proper spick head with ret like features. Born into family of insest. Not worth what it would take to shoot this pathetic low life little cunt. Often known to use such vocabulary as "bothered" or "dear then". To be consistently abused and eventually shot on sight. A right 'tard.
Dormouse by ToonToonBlackAndWhiteArmy June 22, 2006
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dormouse
1) a animal similar to a squirrel but smol, lifes in Europe and is said to be endangererd
2) sb who sleeps often and long, is pretty chill, but unreliable due to this at times
2) sb who sleeps often and long, is pretty chill, but unreliable due to this at times
dormouse cheeks
The act of grinning that makes your cheeks fill out. Often used by British politicians and US Senators.
dormouse cheeks by Star Taymar May 20, 2005
Dormousegurner
An ecstacy consumer of diminutive stature, usually in posession of disproportionally large ears and teeth
Dormousegurner by RShar April 27, 2008
doormouse
(noun)
1. The doormouse who floats out of a teapot in Alice In Wonderland with fireworks exploding around him while he sings. Quite trippy.
2. (Modern usage) Someone who is always singing randomly and badly. Often they sing any song, regardless of actual original tempo, quite slowly. They know they are singing badly, but they don't care. Can be cute at first, but often leads to fatal accidents, such as being strangled.
1. The doormouse who floats out of a teapot in Alice In Wonderland with fireworks exploding around him while he sings. Quite trippy.
2. (Modern usage) Someone who is always singing randomly and badly. Often they sing any song, regardless of actual original tempo, quite slowly. They know they are singing badly, but they don't care. Can be cute at first, but often leads to fatal accidents, such as being strangled.
dormose
To sit, or otherwise lounge around, doing not a lot as if one is still asleep or having a struggle to wake up.
dormose by Keith Marshall February 3, 2008
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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