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Doral Academy Cactus Campus

dacc is the most absurd school you’ll see, it’s a k-8 school and the halls are so tight. everyone goes out in the halls at the same time, so it’s 3rd graders trying to not get trampled by 8th graders who are pushing 6th graders. there’s no diversity. there’s 2 black people in our grade and everyone else is white or filipino. they’re entitled and so are the teachers. they created a thing called “cbt” which stands for “community building time” ; less aggressive detention. chewing gum? cbt. phone in your hand in the hall? cbt. they don’t have enough money to be a private school so they make us pay for uniforms and call it “charter” school. they have shitty public lunches and teachers bully students as well as students bullying students. there aren’t any good sports like lax, baseball, softball, hockey, tennis, swim, and track. only football, basketball, soccer, and volleyball. on the topic of sports, we only have 3 real sport coaches. what i mean, is that the volleyball coach is also the media teacher. i’ve been going here for 4 years and im glad its my last. we aren’t getting a good education. none of us have any motivation to do work but ask for homework anyway because we’ve been told “it helps us grow” when the only thing it does is piss our peers off. i pray for the teachers at our highschools who have to put up with our bad work ethics and “can we do a project” or “what about homework” bullshit ;)
freshman boy 1 - why does that girl keep asking about the homework. the teacher doesn’t want to grade it and we don’t want to do it
freshman boy 2 - she came from doral academy cactus campus
freshman boy 1 - oh fuck
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