During a blow job, you do not tell your lady friend you are going to cum. As you are expelling your man goo and filling up her cheeks, you say, "Yum, yum, yum, delicioso."
Since Bob was stuck watching Nickelodeon with the kids, he gave his wife a Dora Backpack when she got back from yoga class.
by Sancho Long June 11, 2011