Doorsh

When your running out the door and you take a shit

This morning I had a serious doorsh before work.

by Bussbar October 2, 2022

doorslexia

Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
Silly close-minded door.

Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.

Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.

“I can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. We clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”

by pantstore June 25, 2010

Doosh waste

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.

That dude marcus is a fuckin tool bag. Yeah dawg, he's a total bag of doosh waste.

by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020

DoorSmash

a simple game where you and your significant other order from DoorDash and then see if you can smash before the order shows up

him: "hey baby quarantine sucks let's DoorSmash tonight"
her: "k babe but somewheres close I'm horny and hangry"

by jakeisjack April 5, 2020

garage doors

One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.

"That bitch had garage doors like it was the 80s

by actual garage doors January 6, 2012

Doomshop

Doomshop/Doomshop Records is a record label established in late 2013, and the country of origin is the United States. The genres are Phonk, Memphis Rap, Dark Rap, Alternative Rap, and Lofi.

Example of use: "Which is your favorite Doomshop track?"

by AnthonyNotFound January 11, 2021

knock on doors

When in doubt, get off your butt and knock on doors! This is an old saying among detectives, salesmen and politicians.

I told the new guy, get off your butt and knock on doors.

by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020