Urban Dictionary: Doorknob

doorknob

(noun)
1. Term to describe your basic slut; with a doorknob, everyone typically gets a turn.

"What a doorknob- she went through the entire football team like a full nfl season in one weekend!!"

by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

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Doorknob

A spectacularly impressive dancer, one who is able to dance (read: do the Twist) with ease and aplomb.

"He's such a doorknob! Did you say the way he was moving on that dance floor?"

by The Sass Attack May 20, 2010

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A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!

Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.

by Michael Nicholson August 10, 2007

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a nickname for a male who accidentally grabs another male's genitals when he slips and falls

Jack- "Hey look it's doorknob!"

Bob- "Why did you call Tommy doorknob?"

Jack- "Dude, you didn't hear?"

Bob- "No, what?!"

Jack- "When Tommy fell in the showers yesterday he accidentally grabbed Tim's junk!"

Bob- (laughs) "Fucking doorknob..."

by thedude222 October 14, 2009