Door Closer

Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.

Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide

by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011

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Door closer

a girl with a small dick and flat chest who likes to slam doors for fun cause they cant get any sex atcion

Dude, Paris Hilton is such a door closer.

by men against door closers April 10, 2010

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Door closer

It’s a fleshlight and a pen not a vape and no flesh light.

My girl is really a door closer on her ex.

by EddieBrock5 March 31, 2024

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glass door closet

A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.

Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."

Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."

by kay lost April 25, 2010

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Glass Door Closet

The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.

Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet

by Alagai March 22, 2017

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Fake door close

When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.

Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.

by GraysenGG July 22, 2023

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