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The overall actions of one or a group who continually acts like a doofus or doofi.

John is so full of doofusness, he keeps sticking his tongue on that frozen lamp post.

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Doofusness

Basically the noun form of doofus.

"You are a huge load of doofusness!"

Doofusness by L_Bozo_+_Ratio October 17, 2019

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doofuses

Randy and Paula.

plural of doofus

A couple of doofuses on that show American Idol keep saying "pitchy" like it is a real word.

doofuses by Ken from Conn April 28, 2005

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doofuses

Plural of Doofus. People who think their ignorance is something to be proud of.

Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber are a couple of doofuses.

doofuses by Wasilla Jane July 25, 2009

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duffusness

A slang word meaning a person is cute, silly, dumb, and loveable all in one word.

OMG babe, you are such a duffusness.

duffusness by JerseyGirl723 May 12, 2018

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Doofuses

The word that should actually be doofi.

John: They are doofuses.
Me: What the fuck!? It's doofi not "doofuses."

Doofuses by Random shit lug February 24, 2023

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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