Ted Cruise

A pleasurable activity in which one partakes during a time of crisis while avoiding responsibility.
My best friend texted me that his car broke down in the middle of nowhere, but I ignored the text and took a Ted Cruise.
by Browneyedboy69 February 20, 2021
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Doocy

A stupid son of a bitch.
“Stop being such a doocy.”
by Browneyedboy69 January 25, 2022
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