Donnie Baker

One of the friends of the Bob and Tom radio show. His real name is Ron Sexton, who is also known for popular call-ins to the show, such as: Kenny Tarmac, Floyd the Trucker and Morgan Freeman. Often is found in the classifieds, with a boat for sale. Also a member of the band, "Donnie Baker and the Pork Pistols."

Quotes:
"Hey man, it's Donnie Baker."
"I swear to God I would"
"Shut up, Randy."
"I gotta go."
"Hey baby what say you and me have a three way: you, me and some of this pork!"

Donnie Baker by TheCaffeineJunky March 22, 2007

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Donnie Baker

An awkward, incest-bread human being that will make you wonder why God would torment you with their bullshitery. Someone who tries to be funny but just ends up acting very, very awkward.

We all know a few Donnie Bakers. They most notably have mullets, date white trash trailer park bitches, and drink Natural Light.

You see that guy Chris over there? He's the one with the beer gut, wearing his old high school football jersey. He's bragging about how he made $20 on the Mayweather/McGregor fight. He's such a Donnie Baker.

Donnie Baker by God's Pimp Hand September 6, 2017

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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