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Donkey Saw

A practice popular in the Dominican Republic, the donkeysaw requires several pieces of apparati:

1. Durable plastic hair extensions of between 1 foot and 3 feet long.

2. A willing sexual partner with a pierced navel.

The hair extension must be long enough to allow a tight slipknot to be formed.

To perform the Donkeysaw, the receiver must attach the hair extensions to their navel piercing, and apply the slipknot on the other side so that it may snugly fit around the scrotum of the giver, there must be maximal tension in the cord in the rest position (receiver laying on back), but still enough to allow movement.

The giver must perform oral sex on the receiver. As the receiver twitches and moves, their slight movements will tighten the slipknot fastened around the giver's scrotum. If this is performed the etymology of the name Donkeysaw will become apparent as the receiver may make a soft EENFING noise and the giver may cry AWWWWW in agony. Combining these in the correct order and taking into account the symbolism of the rhythmic motion, one may attain EEEEEFFFAWWWW, and thus the noise of a donkey having its nads cut off.
Sally's Donkey Saw was good, shame it will be my last.
by DiggleNubber June 21, 2009
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donkeysaur

A half-donkey and half-dinosaur hybrid. It lives in the water and looks like a sunken crane.
That's not a shipwreck, it's a donkeysaur.
by Josef X. Cockroachcrunch November 6, 2009
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Donkeysauce

A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.

To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".
After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we have a digestif....perhaps some donkeysauce?"
by bigtimingcomedy June 1, 2018
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Donkeyswaffler

Someone who slaps his penis back and forth across the face of a donkey.
Once David Cameron took his penis out of the pig's mouth he slapped a donkey in the face repeatedly with it, he's a real donkeyswaffler.
by slopsock69 August 12, 2021
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donkeysauce

Donkeysauce is cum from a donkey
Damn, did that donkey just make donkeysauce?
by Donkeysauce_2000 June 22, 2017
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