Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch

My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.

by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024

Donkey Lunch

Taking a girl out for a lunch date and then let her pay for everything.

I took this gal out to this really fancy place downtown. When we were done, I got her all pissed cuz I donkey lunched her :)

by HAMMAHOUSE July 18, 2009