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Con the don

Con the don is my brudda he’s about 7’’11 got a ginger trim but it’s bless and he gets bare gyall some are mental some are proper mental but still gets more pum than you
Some geezer:My miss got shagged all through the summer and I didn’t know. The other geezer:definitely con the don shagging your wife bruvva.
Con the don by Frankie14 January 16, 2021

Don't chat the conversation down

The phrase "Don't chat the conversation down again" is a slight variation of the slang phrase to "shut a conversation down." It is a direct request or warning telling you to stop killing the vibe, making things awkward, or abruptly ending the discussion
The phrase "Don't chat the conversation down again" is a slight variation of the slang phrase to "shut a conversation down." It is a direct request or warning telling you to stop killing the vibe, making things awkward, or abruptly ending the discussion
“MOMMY DON’T CHAT THE CONVERSATION Down

Don’t confuse the girls month

Guys are random snapping girls, and starts to worry about everything and every time. SIMP
Don’t confuse the girls month it’s basic, just tell her why you are snapping her and why you are worried.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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