don jon

A guy that can get any girl even though he's an asshole he does not do the relationship type of shit.

Girl 1: there's that guy they call "don jon"
Girl 2: he's such a asshole , knowing he can get any girl he wants

by abcmale October 8, 2015

Don Jon

When you put lubricant in a blow up dolls mouth and you have her give you head while you watch porn

My girlfriend rejected me so I gave myself a Don Jon

by wisemankiller July 20, 2014

Don Jon

When you lose your boner because you're more addicted to porn and can keep a boner while watching porn.

"Don't Don Jon on me!"

"Did you just Don Jon?"

"Whoops I'm Don Jonning."

by Don jon August 28, 2014

DON JONES

the end of the world or major, major disaster, such as the majority of people having to have plenty of supplies , water food weapons ammo, possibly having to flee ones home,state,or country. comes from utah mormons when they saw the DOW JONES drop during the Y2K scare, don comes from the mispronunciation of DOW

DON JONES IS COMING 12-21-12

by don jones savior July 15, 2010

Have😏you✨seen👀the🐱state😚of🦋her👩body💃 If🚤 I🧘 ♀️ beat🤜 it👩 💼 I👁 ain't🙅 ♀️ wearing👕 🅰️ Jonny👦 Adeola📍when💋 I👁 roll🤘 with👼 🅰️ geezer🛑 Is💠 it🟢 me👆 or😺 the💊 lifestyle🌌 sweetheart⛽️ Actually👹 I👁 don't🙅 ♀️ give🤲 🅰️ shit🤬

Kinda like the I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ thing but with a different thing

Have😏you✨seen👀the🐱state😚of🦋her👩body💃 If🚤 I🧘 ♀️ beat🤜 it👩 💼 I👁 ain't🙅 ♀️ wearing👕 🅰️ Jonny👦 Adeola📍when💋 I👁 roll🤘 with👼 🅰️ geezer🛑 Is💠 it🟢 me👆 or😺 the💊 lifestyle🌌 sweetheart⛽️ Actually👹 I👁 don't🙅 ♀️ give🤲 🅰️ shit🤬

by _.vibe._ June 23, 2021

Jon'd On

When you're so bad at something, even the worst person named Jon is better

Dude i cannot believe you just got jon'd on. you are so F-in Bad at this!

by Mitsukia_alisa December 30, 2023

donjon

A defensive structure containing the home of a warlord and his family, central command for his military and base of operations for his regime.

The peasants looked with fear on the donjon up on its mount. Last year, an uprising had been put down. The lord's men had come down and burned some huts, and the leaders of the rebellion were publicly flayed and dismembered.

by the birds and trees August 3, 2007