Don’t @ me 

A phrase used when you say a factual statement that you know the swines who view your feed wont agree with

I maybe 5’9 and never picked up a ball in my life but I think I’m the best basketball player since magic Johnson, don’t @ me

Don’t @ me by Idontgetnudes7 May 10, 2018

Don’t @ Me 

The one thing that millennials say on twitter to stop random arguments from becoming reality, like arguing over who took a photo or complaining about a social media handle.

Hey guys, I love spaghetti and barbecue sauce, don’t @ me!

That sounds disgusting.

WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

Don’t @ Me by MillennialHub March 28, 2019

Don’t @ me 

Don’t @ their user name

(Someone dies) don’t @ me i wasn’t the cause for her death

Don’t @ me by Derick v October 19, 2018

don’t @ me 

don’t tell people it was me

jenny: “ hey i heard you liked john”

me: “ hey bro don’t @ me”

don’t @ me by michelle morgan November 23, 2018

Don’t @ me 

The ultimate snowflake comment. For those that wanna throw their opinion out there for all to listen and shut up, who are too lazy/weak/afraid to have meaningful discourse or potentially have their views questioned or shut down.

“ blah blah blah, don’t @ me” {aka no rebuttals allowed} *eyeroll*

Don’t @ me by jess86 May 3, 2021

don't me 

a literal translation of "huwag ako", used by Filipino millenials, prevalent in social media such as Twitter and Facebook, among others. usually used like "stop bullshitting me", "not today", another form of the grammatically correct translation (not me), a form of "don't @ me" without the @ sign, or as a joking term.

mainly internet slang, but is used irl as well.

"Don't me, bes!"

"i have dibs on him bes, don't me, huwag kang malandi"

don't me by neomutimesinfinity April 27, 2017

don't me 

Short for "don't judge me", "don't cross me", "don't fight me" or God knows what because it's a command WITHOUT A PREDICATE. Commonly used by Filipino millennials who want to brag about how stupid they sound.

Filipino 1: Can you try speaking an actual language?

Filipino 2: Don't me.

don't me by Inepticon December 31, 2016