Named for the aquatic animal that feeds on the blood and sometimes internal organs of fish, the dollar lamprey is a person who is romantically attracted to others based on their monetary wealth. Typically, these people will attempt to suck out the soul of their victims directly through the wallet.
Dude, you she's only with that wet doughnut because he drives a BMW. Psst, dollar lamprey.
by oxygen theif April 25, 2010
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