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Dole Dippers 

High class snacks only ever consumed by upper class simians. Commonly requested by the phrase, "I'm in the food for a dip."
Try new milk chocolate banana Dole Dippers .

Dole Dippers 

dole dippers are bananas dipped in chocolate and are enjoyed in a variety of flavours. at first after hearing "Banana" you may respond with "What are we, baboons?" but they are very enjoyable snacks, especially for high class apes such as dutention ewitsjoe and statedoctopus. follow them on Twitter. dippers of dole are rated 10/10
"I'm craving a treat"
"Banana?"
"Darling what are we, baboons?"
"Your dole dippers madam"
"Ooo!"
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"Superb! But what's cacao"
"Darling, diamonds have carats, chocolate has cacao"
*Both laugh*

Dole Dipper 

A banana, frozen in a condom that is entered into the anal cavity. The product is a shit-covered freezer burnt mess.
TImmy: Hey dad, can I get some icecream?
Dad: Sorry son, we ran out yesterday.
Timmy: What! I just saw Mom eating one.
Dad: Oh, no no no. Son, that was a Dole Dipper.
Dole Dipper by xXwienerWackerXx October 15, 2018

Dole Dipper 

Dole Dipper by DOLE DIPPER MAN April 21, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026