doing the dew

(v.) the act of having sexual intercourse.

Origins: an episode of "Family Guy"

Past tense: Did the dew

Future tense: Do the dew

With a little bit of charm, luck, and a half-empty bottle of Tequilla, Johnny will be "doing the dew" with Susan tonight.

by Jerrodimus Prime December 16, 2004

do the dew

Drinking something out of a bottle or can without touching it to one's lips; this is accomplished by holding the drink a few inches above one's head, leaning back, and pouring the drink into one's mouth. The term refers to Mountain Dew commercials which show people drinking Mountain Dew out of bottles in this manner ("Do the Dew" is also Mountain Dew's slogan). Doing the dew is employed to avoid sharing germs when sharing a drink; it is also an effective way to spill the drink everywhere and make a mess (see water boarding).

Chris decided to do the dew to avoid contaminating my soda bottle with his germs; after overdoing it, he choked and spewed it all over Chelsea's face.

by yaolinglingjiu March 13, 2009

do the dew

The Mountain Dew slogan meening to drink some mountain dew!

<ur_mom69> dude wanna go hang out and do the dew?
<m*therfker3> Sure!

by Phily April 09, 2005

do the dew

forcing someone into robbery against their will

"We gotta make dis nigga do the dew"

by Akane November 01, 2007

do the dew

forcing someone into robbery against their will

"We gotta make dis nigga do the dew"

by Akane November 01, 2007

do the dew

Inserting a finger into a person's rectum while giving a blow job, typically in a gas station bathroom

Man1: "Did you hear what she's goin to do?"

Man2: What man?

Man1: She grabbed up dude and they're goin' to "do the dew!"

Man2: Again?!

by dirtyjoe282 March 26, 2010

Do The Dew

to smoke marijuana or use marijuana related products; named for The Twin's mountain dew can safe.

Stoner 1: hey bro, u tryyin to do the dew?
Stoner 2: of course bro, 420 is comin up.
Stoner 3: i got 5 on it

by the man named stan October 21, 2008