Doing Kermit

The action of getting high by licking toads/frogs covered with hallucinogenic chemicals

"Toad licking" is also known as: "lilly-padding", "frenching the prince", and "doing kermit"

by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005

doing a kermit

Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.

Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit

by avram2 June 5, 2019

Doin' the kermit

The act of fingering a girls bumhole whilst recieving oral sex

Dude 1: man I got so nasty with this girl last night!
Dude 2: oh man sweet!! Details!!
Dude 1: well she was sucking my thang and we got so into it, we ended up doin' the kermit!! Look smell!
(thrusts fingers under friends nose)

by Pez and Jonnie January 7, 2010