Doggiest

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A doggiest is a person who indulges in and believes in the philosophy that dogs are of a higher level than ordinary humans, and also agrees with the idea that if the hypothetical situation of a heaven and hell be true, then dogs deserve to go to heaven, while all humans go to hell. Alternatively, a doggiest is a person who takes part in the act of sexual intercourse in the much-acclaimed doggy style pose, i.e, someone who likes it in the ass.

"Are you a doggiest, Kevin?"
"Teehee, no I'm not!"
It was a lie. Everybody knows Kevin likes it in the ass.

Doggiest by UnknownUnpretty September 27, 2018

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doggiest shit

funny/stupid way of saying something is totally shit or absolute garbage.

guy 1: this was my first and last time eating fries at BK
guy 2: i told you they're the doggiest shit ever

doggiest shit by yezs October 22, 2017

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water doggies

A water doggie is commonly found in Canada when hockey players (The boys) can't find anywhere to get burgies. A water doggie is a hot dog boiled in water instead of being cooked ont the the BBQ.

Adam: Let's be Ferda and go get some burgies for the boys!
Lenny: Ok but where do we get burgies here
Adam: I guess we will need to make some water doggies
Lenny: I guess so, the boys won't be to happy but it's okay.
Adam and Lenny: Let's get some water doggies Ferda Boys!!!

water doggies by FERDA BOYS! June 3, 2016

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Swaggy Muscle Doggies

the ven diagram of the jdiggities and swaggy muscle doggies is a circle.

we the swaggy muscle doggies are special recruits of jdiggity

Swaggy Muscle Doggies by ItsJDog May 9, 2022

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yard doggies

Your slippers you use when you are in the pin that you wear to the yard

I'll trade you a sopa for your yard doggies

yard doggies by SuperMarioG October 30, 2018

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doggietop

A sexual act involving two or more partners and a laptop. The receiving partner(s) are engaged from the rear and are used as a platform for the laptop. The active partner(s) now may penetrate their partner(s) from the rear while retaining their ability to browse the internet, watch porn, play MMORPGs and instant message.

Nothing gets me hotter than doggietop with a minesweeper game. Damn we should make it an orgy and fire up some Unreal Tournament!

doggietop by Ross Snider March 22, 2008

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doggiesnot

That stuff that gets all over the inside of your car windows when you drive your dog to the vet.

Ewww, Gross! The back window is covered with doggiesnot.

doggiesnot by Mike from CA September 8, 2006

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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