doggietop

A sexual act involving two or more partners and a laptop. The receiving partner(s) are engaged from the rear and are used as a platform for the laptop. The active partner(s) now may penetrate their partner(s) from the rear while retaining their ability to browse the internet, watch porn, play MMORPGs and instant message.

Nothing gets me hotter than doggietop with a minesweeper game. Damn we should make it an orgy and fire up some Unreal Tournament!

doggietop by Ross Snider March 22, 2008

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doggito

Spanish for “small dog”

Ole! Los doggitos!

doggito by Sky Commander Winkie July 26, 2018

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doggietop • diggitopedia • doggiedoosnappy • Doggietard • doggito

Doggietard

A really retarded dog.

While barking at nothing at all, that doggietard woke me up at 4 AM.

Doggietard by Doggietard0592 May 9, 2011

doggiedoosnappy

when your dog joins in when your girl is giving you head

i was hanging out with my girlfriend and my dog decided to come doggiedoosnappy on me

doggiedoosnappy by dirtyhunterandtheboyz April 19, 2011

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diggitopedia

The only one friend who is serious about your business and wants to take the business to high level , this friend is best in digital marketing field

Diggitopedia grows your business Digitally

diggitopedia by Diggitopedia November 25, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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