doggietop

A sexual act involving two or more partners and a laptop. The receiving partner(s) are engaged from the rear and are used as a platform for the laptop. The active partner(s) now may penetrate their partner(s) from the rear while retaining their ability to browse the internet, watch porn, play MMORPGs and instant message.

Nothing gets me hotter than doggietop with a minesweeper game. Damn we should make it an orgy and fire up some Unreal Tournament!

doggietop by Ross Snider March 22, 2008

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doggito

Spanish for “small dog”

Ole! Los doggitos!

doggito by Sky Commander Winkie July 26, 2018

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Doggietard

A really retarded dog.

While barking at nothing at all, that doggietard woke me up at 4 AM.

Doggietard by Doggietard0592 May 9, 2011

doggiedoosnappy

when your dog joins in when your girl is giving you head

i was hanging out with my girlfriend and my dog decided to come doggiedoosnappy on me

doggiedoosnappy by dirtyhunterandtheboyz April 19, 2011

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diggitopedia

The only one friend who is serious about your business and wants to take the business to high level , this friend is best in digital marketing field

Diggitopedia grows your business Digitally

diggitopedia by Diggitopedia November 25, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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