doggiesnot

That stuff that gets all over the inside of your car windows when you drive your dog to the vet.

Ewww, Gross! The back window is covered with doggiesnot.

by Mike from CA September 8, 2006

doggiest shit

funny/stupid way of saying something is totally shit or absolute garbage.

guy 1: this was my first and last time eating fries at BK
guy 2: i told you they're the doggiest shit ever

by yezs October 22, 2017

Doggiest

A doggiest is a person who indulges in and believes in the philosophy that dogs are of a higher level than ordinary humans, and also agrees with the idea that if the hypothetical situation of a heaven and hell be true, then dogs deserve to go to heaven, while all humans go to hell. Alternatively, a doggiest is a person who takes part in the act of sexual intercourse in the much-acclaimed doggy style pose, i.e, someone who likes it in the ass.

"Are you a doggiest, Kevin?"
"Teehee, no I'm not!"
It was a lie. Everybody knows Kevin likes it in the ass.

by UnknownUnpretty September 27, 2018