A doggiest is a person who indulges in and believes in the philosophy that dogs are of a higher level than ordinary humans, and also agrees with the idea that if the hypothetical situation of a heaven and hell be true, then dogs deserve to go to heaven, while all humans go to hell. Alternatively, a doggiest is a person who takes part in the act of sexual intercourse in the much-acclaimed doggy style pose, i.e, someone who likes it in the ass.
"Are you a doggiest, Kevin?"
"Teehee, no I'm not!"
It was a lie. Everybody knows Kevin likes it in the ass.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!