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Referee-paying, game-rigging, Franco-c*cksucking club from Spain with no Spanish players, only overhyped Brazilian gypsies from the slums of Sao Paulo. Known for white kits which can be stained by blood, sweat and dirt but never by shame because their fanbase is so shameless. If your team is playing against them and winning by the 90th minute, after regular time the game will continue for at least 12 minutes or until Real scores. 12 is also the number of players Real field every game including the referee.
-Did you see Dogdrid's game last night? They robbed Rayo.
-Typical. Papa Perez paid the refs again
Dogdrid by penaldofan7771112 February 26, 2024
a club in spain that claim to have won 15 ucls but most of them have been through paying refs and diving on the pitch for pens. Whenever they lose they always bring up they're club successes showing how much of pussies they are, they can't take banter. For further information search Benzema 15.
Football fan: Hey you your avi pornzema touches kids and your idolo penaldo is banned in america
Angry Dogrid fan : mhmm we have 15 ucls and 35 laliga trophies shut up
Dogrid by hummus123mrbeast April 20, 2023

dogdripper 

A person that loves to blow dog and other defenceless animals
Chris, Rene, and Steven are a bunch of dogdrippers
dogdripper by BenG May 13, 2003

doddridge 

If you have this last name then you are the hottest guy ever and I hope you smash my brains out
Oh, Look its Doddridge I heard he has a big dick
doddridge by DradenArcand February 17, 2022
The quality of being a dog, or having similar qualities to a dog in certain ways such as innocence, loyalty, intelligence, and appearance.
Alternatively, it can also be used as a name or title for someone or something that fits the description of 'dogrid'.
Look at this fox! It's so dogrid!
Dogrid by GramCanMineAway November 5, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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