Dog Track Brother-In-Law Share definition Flag A person who considers it their role to show children how the world really operates. On the rare occasion that the children are left in the care of a Dog Track Brother-In-Law, he must be reminded that the kids can absolutely not smoke. Dog Track Brother-In-Law by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Dog Track Brother-In-Law mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch