dog end

The end of an already used cigarette.

"Neck hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog end
He goes down to the bog and
warms his feet."

Jethro Tull - lyrics Aqualung

by SeventhHorror June 20, 2005

dog end

Cigarette butt.

Are you picking up dog ends again?

by oracle March 12, 2004

dog end

a dog end is the tastiest part of a cigarette as far as most tramps in nottingham are concerned. to find one a tramp, someone like my mate the freak, would go to a bus station or hospital and wait like a vulture for every dog end of every smoker around. people like this get millions of pounds in benefits each week but they never buy cigarettes just fag papers to roll up their latest dirty nubs

if only you could see my ash tray freak, it is full of cleaner dog ends

by blue ship October 5, 2006

Dog End

A descriptive phrase for the purpose of implying someone is bad at something or has just performed something badly. Similar to useless

Westy your dog end at football!

Westy that shot was dog end!

by Fando December 9, 2008

Slam fish-dog end

The slam fish-dog end is the sexual action of doing the doggy while flailing around like a fish while your partner spits saliva over you .

Did you hear that Ben did the slam fish-dog end

by Hauled wet minge April 13, 2020

Dog’s dick end of nowhere

Noun phrase
A very remote place, far away from amenities and other services.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the dog’s dick end of nowhere."

by Langlophile December 28, 2021

The wrong end of the dog.

The wrong end of the dog to have gotten.

To have completely misunderstood something. The meaning is identical to the more common idiomatic phrase 'The wrong end of the stick.'

The origin of this phrase may be an answer from the Australian edition of The Weakest Link which featured in the satirical magazine Private Eye.

Chair (Cornelia Frances) - "When you have misunderstood something you can be said to have gotten the wrong end of the ... ?"

Contestant - "Dog?"

If he thinks that a jump in oil prices means an end to the recession then he has gotten hold of the wrong end of the dog.

by >HyperlogiK< October 5, 2009