Dodge Avenger

Piece of shit car made by Chrysler. The older models were a crappy knockoff of the Stealth. And the newer ones are even crappier knockoffs of the Charger. It is made for poor people who want a chager so they can feel cool. It has like -10000 horsepower, and any unemployed hobo can afford one.

I wanted to buy a beat up old Neon...but a brand new Dodge Avenger was cheaper.

by evilbeachchair June 23, 2010

Dodge Avenger

A product of Fisher-Price, Enterprise Rental Car, Chrysler, economic turmoil, budgeting and hardcore drugs.

Person 1: "Did anybody but Enterprise buy a Dodge Avenger?"
Person 2: "No, obviously not."

by Your Sister April 09, 2015

dodge avenger (08+)

A Charger wannabe knockoff--looks exactly like it but has 1/36th of the horsepower.

that looser wanted a charger but he makes 15 dollars a year...so he bought the dodge avenger (08+)!

by golden space tits October 25, 2009