Dodge Avenger

Piece of shit car made by Chrysler. The older models were a crappy knockoff of the Stealth. And the newer ones are even crappier knockoffs of the Charger. It is made for poor people who want a chager so they can feel cool. It has like -10000 horsepower, and any unemployed hobo can afford one.

I wanted to buy a beat up old Neon...but a brand new Dodge Avenger was cheaper.

Dodge Avenger by evilbeachchair June 26, 2010

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Dodge Avenger

A product of Fisher-Price, Enterprise Rental Car, Chrysler, economic turmoil, budgeting and hardcore drugs.

Person 1: "Did anybody but Enterprise buy a Dodge Avenger?"
Person 2: "No, obviously not."

Dodge Avenger by Your Sister April 8, 2015

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Dodge Avenger • dodge avenger (08+) • dodge • [dodge ram] • dodge charger • Dodge City • dodge viper • Dodge Caliber • Dodge Challenger • dodge intrepid

dodge avenger (08+)

A Charger wannabe knockoff--looks exactly like it but has 1/36th of the horsepower.

that looser wanted a charger but he makes 15 dollars a year...so he bought the dodge avenger (08+)!

dodge avenger (08+) by golden space tits February 27, 2010

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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