evilbeachchair's definitions

Dodge Avenger

Piece of shit car made by Chrysler. The older models were a crappy knockoff of the Stealth. And the newer ones are even crappier knockoffs of the Charger. It is made for poor people who want a chager so they can feel cool. It has like -10000 horsepower, and any unemployed hobo can afford one.

I wanted to buy a beat up old Neon...but a brand new Dodge Avenger was cheaper.

by evilbeachchair June 26, 2010