dobert

the simple loving bond between two brothers who are most likely twins.

“oh my goodness those brothers are so dobert”

by betafish1010 December 20, 2017

Dobert

not sure if he’s gay or straight. obsessed with shoes and pees in dog bowls. favorite past time is pooping in his pants.

that dobert definitely has mouth herpes.

I pulled a dobert today and pooped my lands.

by peesindogbowls May 29, 2019

Pete Doherty

Modern Poet. One of the best lyricists of our time. Ex- Libertine front man with best mate Carl Barat. Now in sucessful band Babyshambles. Gets featured a lot in Tabloids who don't know him for his music, but for his drug taking and on/off relationship with Kate moss, they often make up crap about him just to sell papers to the thicko's of our society. His son is also very adorable. He also scored 11 A's at GCSE, four of them being A*, and four A's at A level.

Nicknames: Billy Bilo, Pigman.

(Newsagent scene)
person 1: (looking at 'The Sun') Hahahahaaha! it's that junkie scumbag pete doherty!!
person 2: Hahahahahahaa!! have you even heard any of his music?
person 1: (confused expression)he's a musician?
person 2: where have you been all your life?....no no wait, it's obvious....you've been reading The Sun and watching Channel U.

by ~Hannah~ December 31, 2006

Doberman Boyfriend

A male significant other that is bigger, and more physically capable to protect his companion, yet is loyal, accommodating, and submissive to his significant other.

"Your boyfriend is so strong, he must wear the pants in the relationship."

"He is strong, but he's more of a Doberman Boyfriend."

by Arty9s September 14, 2022

Doberge cake

A staple New Orleanian confection. Decadently sweet, and overwhelmingly rich, doberge usually has 6 or 7 thin alternating layers of cake and pudding (though some use buttercream), and is topped with a glaze. The most popular flavors are lemon and chocolate, and it is often served as a mix between the two. The doberge cake was invented by Beulah Ledner in 1933 as a modification of the Hungarian "Dobos torte," but the most famous New Orleanian rendition of this desert has been made by Gambino's bakery since 1946.

He's from so far outa town that he doesn't even eat doberge cake.

by CreoleQueenSuppin January 13, 2010

Dogbert

Genetically he may be a dog, but Dogbert is no man's best friend. He treats people with disdain, reserving special contempt for Dilbert, who's no master--or match--for Dogbert. (Although he wouldn't admit it, if push came to shove, he'd protect the bumbler. And never let him forget it).

His not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. He anointed himself St. Dogbert, and as such takes special delight in exorcising the demons of stupidity.

We're very fortunate to be living in the time of Dogbert.

by Soiled Undergarment January 22, 2004

dibert

To have sex in a school stairwell.

Tom: "Where were you last period?"
Jim: "I was diberting Mrs. H in the art stairwell."

by The Dibert King June 7, 2016