dibert
dibert by The Dibert King June 7, 2016
Turd diverter
Turd diverter by LavatorySpecialist December 1, 2016
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Dilbert
(n) 1. the main character in the comic strip of the same name, created by Scott Adams, depicting an empolyee who works in a cubicle for a clueless boss at a large company
2. any real-life office employee who embodies some characteristics of the Dilbert character
3. a loser
See also: Dilbertesque
2. any real-life office employee who embodies some characteristics of the Dilbert character
3. a loser
See also: Dilbertesque
The young Dilbert tried in vain to sell his boss on the new technology, but his boss told him to shut up and consider himself lucky he even HAS a Coleco.
Dilbert by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004
Divertisimo
A spanish show that Trina Vega from Victorious was on that has "top notch acting" and that is "high quailty television". On the show, Trina is seen as a giant cheese being chased around by mice with forks.
Divertisimo by Johnathan Houston April 21, 2018
Diberville High School
let’s start off with the basic stuff. dville is a shit hole. they find any reason to send someone to the office. oh and dress code sucks. it’s all about mesh and clear backpacks, holes have to be covered, shorts have to be finger tip length, shirts have to cover our asses when we wear leggings, etc… the emo kids are literally disgusting. those mofos have those stupid tics and wear stupid dog collars while stomping in those ugly ass boots. The rednecks, the weird freshman who act like they run this shit, the stoners, the nicotine fiends, the "fighters", the REAL fighters, the wannabe thugs, the absolute
hoes and then the normal people. the school food taste like it was cooked in satans kitchen. the bread is hard as a mf rock, the milk is spoiled, the sandwiches are stone cold, the other food served is either just trash or not even edible. the only thing dville has going good for them is sports (beside volleyball because that shit isn’t a real sport). we literally get more than 12 demerits for headphones, dying our hair a none natural color, and for our phones out. half of y’all are so disgusting like do you know what personal hygiene is? on every single bus, there’s always one or more kids standing up everyday. the busses are always full and unsafe. if a kid fights to defend his or her self, the school doesn’t give a shit. it’s sad how bad a school can be. kids get bullied at football games but yet somehow we have the best student section on the coast. lol.
hoes and then the normal people. the school food taste like it was cooked in satans kitchen. the bread is hard as a mf rock, the milk is spoiled, the sandwiches are stone cold, the other food served is either just trash or not even edible. the only thing dville has going good for them is sports (beside volleyball because that shit isn’t a real sport). we literally get more than 12 demerits for headphones, dying our hair a none natural color, and for our phones out. half of y’all are so disgusting like do you know what personal hygiene is? on every single bus, there’s always one or more kids standing up everyday. the busses are always full and unsafe. if a kid fights to defend his or her self, the school doesn’t give a shit. it’s sad how bad a school can be. kids get bullied at football games but yet somehow we have the best student section on the coast. lol.
Diberville High School by dvilletea24 October 21, 2021
Dilbert Special
The ancient art of cock-blocking yourself. This can be anything from what you say, to what you do around a female you are interested in. Basically, any self-sabotage that will take you from getting a girl, to getting nothing.
Generally done whilst out drinking in a bar/club, but occasionally it can extend to choices made whilst sober, like canceling a date to go out drinking with mates, or saying the wrong thing whilst out on a date.
Generally done whilst out drinking in a bar/club, but occasionally it can extend to choices made whilst sober, like canceling a date to go out drinking with mates, or saying the wrong thing whilst out on a date.
While trying for a threesome: 'There's a way we can all win here' - Drunk Dilbert Special
While engaging in conversation whilst out drinking: 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your boobs' - Epically - Drunk Dilbert Special
While engaging in sober conversation on a date: 'Women can't play sports, I thought everyone knew that?' - Sober Dilbert special
While engaging in conversation whilst out drinking: 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your boobs' - Epically - Drunk Dilbert Special
While engaging in sober conversation on a date: 'Women can't play sports, I thought everyone knew that?' - Sober Dilbert special
Dilbert Special by The Avengerer October 4, 2010
Dilbertesque
(adj) resembling an office environment like the one depicted in Dilbert strips, used esp. of managment trends or specific situations that have been mocked in the strips
I knew it was going to be a long day when I discovered the office printer had been moved into my already-cramped cubicle. This wouldn't have been so bad, except that my coworkers seemed to think it was now my job to deliver them the documents they were sending to the printer, but when my boss asked me to bring him the printed copy of the email I had just sent to him from my desk, it was downright Dilbertesque.
Dilbertesque by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004