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Disney Cannon 

When a Large company, for this definition and example Disney Company, buys a franchise of really any type and Ruins It Completely. Star Wars episodes 8 and 9 are So Bad that Most fans think that Disney Ruined the franchise according to the available Canon, which is a term used for historically defined rules, creations, or otherwise established world-building used for the universe being presented. Disney, also for an example of the "Disney Cannon," Arbitrarily decided to "decanonize," or make Not Canon Anymore, Most of the old material because "it is inconvenient for the current material, "that were, again, So Bad that their Own Materials even Broke their Own Established Canon.

So, for this example, the company Allowed uneducated people Of the franchise lore to take the "Disney Cannon," and make Arbitrary decisions Without Democratic Acceptance of the materials, that largely breaks, or makes incomprehensible, the content that the franchise has established as a whole and especially to the franchise's Established Canon.

Cannon is in reference to the blunt, destructive power of unregulated and unchecked misuse of power in Control of a Largely accepted artwork that can be seen as going Against the wants, hopes, and desires of the loyal fan-base.
Friend 1: "I can't believe they made money off of this film. There must just be So Many people that are fans that even seeing the movie 1 time at 15 dollars will make them close to a Billion dollars."
Friend 2: "Yeah, the Disney Cannon blew a gaping hole in the franchise and I am not sure they can even recover. I'm not buying their 40 dollar blue ray That's for sure."
Friend 3: 'I guess that Proves that you can cut the nose off the Mona Lisa if you can afford to buy it. the Disney Cannon really made a mess of things."

Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "The Rise of Skywalker is one of the Worst films I've ever seen. Can you believe how bad it was?"
Adversary to the Social Consensus: "You are a Sexist, a Misogynist, and a Racist for having negative opinions about this exceptional film with strong people doing their best."
Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "Looks like I've been hit by the Disney Cannon!" *Que Laugh Track*

Man: "I can't believe they've destroyed the established canon, over 30 years of great content, so badly and made so much material irrelevant to Their story arch. Rey can do these Ridiculous things Constantly and it makes no sense and was never even mentioned before, even in the films."
Insane Person: "You are just an angry man baby who can't handle strong women in lead roles."
Man: "I guess I've been hit by the Disney Cannon." *Que Laugh Track*
Disney Cannon by MCPKG January 9, 2020
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026