Discord Bod

A Discord Mod, but Buff and actually respected by the Discorders. Extremely Rare and hard to find.

Discorder 1: Y'know, I used to hate this Discord community chat room, but with the new Discord Bod, I don't hate it anymore!
Discorder 2: Yeah. Same here dude. Goodbye you ugly fatass peppa pig binging Spongebob Binging Discord Bod

Discord Bod by MDawg1491 July 1, 2023

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discordbot-script

A pretty bad approach of a framework that uses discord.js to interact with discord api
If you had to use this I'd recommend to just quit.

RandomIdiot: Hey! I made my first bot using discordbot-script!
Programmer: ...Why do you exist.
Programmer2: I bet it can send a message.idd!

discordbot-script by randomgyfromitnert July 12, 2021

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discordmodia

The fear of touching grass.

He has discordmodia he never touches grass.

discordmodia by mr.rattaster August 11, 2022

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DiscordBotAccount69

DiscordBotAccount69 is a rumored bot account on discord that if you add in your server will come to your house and do a plant cumming to all your plants and all your plants will mutate into superior plant species that will murder you and your family and eat your dog and grow stronger by absorbing your blood.

Jerald: bro i got this sick bot on discord its called DiscordBotAccount69
garry: bro what the fuck its gonna fucking murder you
jerald: oh shit

DiscordBotAccount69 by Schlong McLong September 23, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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