DISCO FANNY
When the nights activities have not been kind to the ladys (Tuppence). Resulting in an uninviting trip to(wear the beard)
DISCO FANNY by Nathaniel Jones December 3, 2003
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Disco Fanny
Females commonly use primitive and sexual dance moves (Twerking or Slut Drops) whilst clubbing to attract a fertile male for intercourse.
During this mating ritual, the keener female dancers and particularly the larger ladies perspiratie heavily.... The additional moisture between the "Lady Lips" results in "Disco Fanny"
During this mating ritual, the keener female dancers and particularly the larger ladies perspiratie heavily.... The additional moisture between the "Lady Lips" results in "Disco Fanny"
Disco Fanny by Conk69 June 27, 2020
Disco Fanny
Disco Fanny (noun)
When someone has spent the entire night on the dancefloor fuelled by Prosecco, cocktails and poor decisions, making approximately 47 trips to the loo before returning home convinced they’re irresistible. Their long-suffering partner is then expected to provide enthusiastic oral appreciation, despite the unmistakable post-club bouquet of sweat, stale perfume and a hint of pub crisps.
Characteristics:
* Usually develops after 6+ hours of dancing.
* Often accompanied by glitter in places glitter should never be.
* Notes of salt, vinegar and, on particularly wild evenings, paprika.
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When someone has spent the entire night on the dancefloor fuelled by Prosecco, cocktails and poor decisions, making approximately 47 trips to the loo before returning home convinced they’re irresistible. Their long-suffering partner is then expected to provide enthusiastic oral appreciation, despite the unmistakable post-club bouquet of sweat, stale perfume and a hint of pub crisps.
Characteristics:
* Usually develops after 6+ hours of dancing.
* Often accompanied by glitter in places glitter should never be.
* Notes of salt, vinegar and, on particularly wild evenings, paprika.
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Oh man, I went down on my girlfriend last night when she came in from the nightclub. It was great sex but she had a proper ‘disco fanny’.
I love it when my wife goes out with her mates drinking Prosecco and dancing all night. She’s always well up for it when she comes home with wet stinky knickers, - You can’t be a bit of disco fanny.
She rolled in at 3:30 a.m. after bottomless brunch and Popworld, declared she was ‘in the mood’… mate, that’s a classic case of disco fanny, proper vinegar flavour and rather salty!
I love it when my wife goes out with her mates drinking Prosecco and dancing all night. She’s always well up for it when she comes home with wet stinky knickers, - You can’t be a bit of disco fanny.
She rolled in at 3:30 a.m. after bottomless brunch and Popworld, declared she was ‘in the mood’… mate, that’s a classic case of disco fanny, proper vinegar flavour and rather salty!
Disco Fanny by Toonade June 28, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.