disasterbate

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.

Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.

by eric January 4, 2005

disasterbation

In an attempt to pleasure yourself, you end up hurting yourself. Not necessarily sexual.

After losing $80 in an all-night marathon of playing super poker for quarters instead of studying for the next day's test, you remark "I should really get to bed and stop this disasterbation."

by Tom V February 3, 2007

disasterbate

To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.

- OMFG! He disasterbated himself!
- One time, at band camp, I disasterbated so hard that...

by Blandon Heat May 30, 2004

disasterbation

The act of masturbating so hard and so intensely that your penis falls off into a dark hole/vortex only to be later eaten by angry sexually frustrated unicorns.

"Last night I disasterbated, and it seems I will never be sexually pleased again. Cursed disasterbation !"

by electra fidelis April 13, 2009

Disasterbation

A masterbation session on that ends up messy and all over the place.

She came home early, and surprised me while masterubating. So I tried to finish real quick, and it ended up in a complete disasterbation

by AAADDAAA February 17, 2011

Disasterbating

Rapidly masturbating in the event of a disaster

-What's Kevin doing with his 10 minutes before the nuclear bomb?
-Oh, he's Disasterbating.

by The Kiel October 2, 2013

disasterbate

To cause a ridiculous number of tragedies and disasters to oneself including burning bridges, self mutilation, drug use, etc. with the climax usually being attempted suicide. Often happens at the pinnacle of depression or a bipolar low.

He's burned all his bridges, lost all his friends, and now he's addicted to heroin? Well now he's just disasterbating.

My life can't get any worse. I'm just going to disasterbate.

by Bryce Hilyard October 23, 2006