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Disaster lesbian

A lesbian who simply cannot function or speak properly around their female crush. They may often find themselves to be a mess at the mere sight of a cute girl.
I can't stop thinking about her. God, why am I such a disaster lesbian?
Disaster lesbian by girlsaregreat February 7, 2019
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Disaster Lesbian

A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.
God will Ariel ever get a girlfriend?

Ugh I know! She’s such a Disaster Lesbian!
Disaster Lesbian by Singadu September 26, 2018

Disaster Lesbian

A lesbian with a strong aversion to actively inititating romantic or sexual contact.

See also: Heartshine; Candlelight Sonata
She's a bit of a disaster lesbian
Disaster Lesbian by Cursori March 14, 2019
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