Disaster lesbian

A lesbian who simply cannot function or speak properly around their female crush. They may often find themselves to be a mess at the mere sight of a cute girl.

I can't stop thinking about her. God, why am I such a disaster lesbian?

by girlsaregreat February 7, 2019

Disaster Lesbian

A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.

God will Ariel ever get a girlfriend?

Ugh I know! She’s such a Disaster Lesbian!

by Singadu September 26, 2018

Disaster Lesbian

A lesbian with a strong aversion to actively inititating romantic or sexual contact.

See also: Heartshine; Candlelight Sonata

She's a bit of a disaster lesbian

by Cursori March 14, 2019