Dirty Snail 

While engaging in sexual intercourse during the missionary position, one pulls his mushroom tip from the vaginal cavity and sprays his partner with ejaculate somewhere between the top of the snatch to the belly button. He then carfully drops his nut bag on top of above mentioned jit and slowly drags it up to the above mentioned partners chin.

Yo, I was humpin this skank skeezer out the other night and I set this bitch off with the nastiest dirty snail.

Dirty Snail by Zeno Rock May 27, 2008

Dirty snail 

The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands

If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.

Annie's such a dirty snail!

Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.

Dirty snail by StinkStalker October 4, 2014

Dirty Snail 

When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.

Hey John, wanna do the dirty snail tonight?

Dirty Snail by TheAssSnatcher January 14, 2022

dirty snail trail 

When a male ejaculates into a female/male's ass, then they proceed to drag their sphincter across the ground (like a dog with ass worms) leaving behind a trail of shit and cum.

Bro, after I fucked that girl in the ass she left a dirty snail trail in my house

dirty snail trail by Tow Truck Bobby July 3, 2017

Dirty Sailor 

When multiple males encounter a fat chick (If a fat chick is unavailable please see: Dirty Farmer) and are able to coerce her into receiving the Bukkake Resevoir in her fat rolled belly button thus giving her the "Dirty Sailor". For added enjoyment follow up the "Dirty Sailor" with the sensational "Drop Anchor" and "Barncicle Cleaner".

Ryan and the Mikes found it suprisingly easy to engage Rikki Lake in a session of "Dirty Sailor" love.

That whale is so filthy she can't get enough of me and my buddies "Dirty Sailor".

Dirty Sailor by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

Dirty Sailor 

When a horny guy punches a girl in the nose so it starts to bleed and then cums up it.

David: Hey baby can i break your nose so i can cum up it aka Dirty Sailor?
Alexa: Hell ya baby, lets hope it bleeds alot.

Dirty Sailor by love to dirty sail January 9, 2010

Dirt sailing 

When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.

The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!

Dirt sailing by Habberstamp July 9, 2022