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Dirty QWERTY
The dirty QWERTY is when you crap on someone's keyboard.
It could also be just like a stink palm where you stick your hand in between your ass cheeks and then use someone's keyboard.
Or it could be actually taking a dump on someone's keyboard. Either way.
Poop + Keyboard = Funny
It could also be just like a stink palm where you stick your hand in between your ass cheeks and then use someone's keyboard.
Or it could be actually taking a dump on someone's keyboard. Either way.
Poop + Keyboard = Funny
Donald was toally annoying at work today. After he left I went over to his desk and gave him a dirty QWERTY. Hope he likes that tomorrow morning.
Dirty QWERTY by bigfletchdog December 23, 2007
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Dirty Qwerty
This is when you have cyber sex with someone over the internet
E.G. Dave: suck my balls bitch
Tiffany: yea ill do more than that
Dave just sent Tiffany a nudge ...
... And again ...
... And again
Tiffany: Oh Dave!!!
This is called a Dirty Qwerty because of the first 6 letters of the keyboard.
E.G. Dave: suck my balls bitch
Tiffany: yea ill do more than that
Dave just sent Tiffany a nudge ...
... And again ...
... And again
Tiffany: Oh Dave!!!
This is called a Dirty Qwerty because of the first 6 letters of the keyboard.
Dirty Qwerty by PrezMeister March 7, 2007
Dirty QWERTY
A guy who only has a fantasy sex life sitting around pulling meat looking at porn on the computer. The result of so much online porn and masturbation is jiz covered keys, hence the term Dirty QWERTY.
Dirty QWERTY by nick mach September 16, 2011
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